men and women’s quotes
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
Every woman would rather be beautiful than good
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
t is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert. The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork. She does not want you to call attention to this by saying, ‘If you wanted a dessert, why didn’t you order one?’ You must understand, she has the dessert she wants. The dessert she wants is contained within yours.
Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
ome husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
I can feel for her because, although I have never been an Alaskan prostitute dancing on the bar in a spangled dress, I still get very bored with washing and ironing and dishwashing and cooking day after relentless day.
By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public. It always makes people think that he beats her when they’re alone. The world has grown so suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.
“Men and women aren’t planets apart, but their stereotypes sure are!”
“Don’t match the stereotype. Be the new one.”
“Honor your talents and act like a woman—a smart woman—who knows how to jump over business obstacles, even in heels.”
“Men are allies in the women’s revolution,
because it’s good for families, and good for business.”
“The nature-nurture question is muddied by stereotypes.”
“The time is right for women in business. Learn to avoid the remaining obstacles and the glass ceiling will cease to exist!”
“The playing field is being leveled, even for those players
“When both women and men bring their strengths to the workplace, business benefits.”
“Instead of a lawsuit, I say shine a spotlight on double standards in the workplace. People will decide what’s not acceptable behavior. Public opinion brings rapid change, and that’s what I anticipate.”
“The good news for women is that business now wants
collaborative leadership, relationship skills, sharing of information, and win/win negotiation—skills that come easily to most women.”
“In today’s male business culture, a woman needs to have a few more tools than a man, but fortunately for us, we carry a purse.”
“Men are changing when women are negotiating the second shift.”
“The saying ‘Nice girls don’t ask!’ is yesterday’s advice for business.
Today’s advice is ‘Women ask, and ask,
and appreciate what they get.’ ”
Women in most cultures have been stripped of their spiritual power. The novel touches on questions of how and why this shift occurred…and on what lessons we might learn from it regarding our future.
All men hate some women some of the time and some men hate all women all of the time.
Yes, it was a difficult time for my marriage, but it was the happiest time in my life as a woman.
I like to get dressed up and feel like a lady every once in a while.
I know that, for many men in this country, they’re very proud. And they associate themselves with what the women have been doing.
So we campaigned very hard, and the breakthrough was not just for me but for women. It was a great boost for the confidence of women.
he most dangerous place for a woman statistically speaking is not in the street. It’s in her own home.
I don’t think I’m yet peaceful because I have to struggle every day within myself when I see the suffering of the people of the world, the women and the children.
My profession is literature; and in that profession there are fewer experiences for women than in any other, with the exception of the stage.(virzinia woolf)
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.