Women quotes……….

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood

“Men say of women what they please, women do with men what they please

“A woman may be as wicked as she likes, but if she isn’t pretty it won’t do her much good

“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”

~ Elayne Boosler quotes

“If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon’s gonna get pissed off, and the tides’ll change, and all the women’ll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it.”

“Women are as old as they feel – and men are old when they lose their feelings”

“Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves

“If a man is pictured chopping off a woman’s breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman’s breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness

“There is a certain age when a woman must be beautiful to be loved, and then there comes a time when she must be loved to be beautiful

“What is enough? Enough is when somebody says, “Get me the best people you can find” and nobody notices when half of them turn out to be women

“When a woman turns to scholarship there is usually something wrong with her sexual opportunities

“I think the most important thing a woman can have – next to talent, of course – is her hairdresser

“Women are quite able to make friends with a man; but to preserve such a friendship – that no doubt requires the assistance of a slight physical antipathy

“God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.”

“When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think

“When men are oppressed it is a tragedy, when women are oppressed it is a tradition

“Woman has this in common with angels, that suffering beings belong especially to her”

“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know

“Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms”

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

“Some women can’t say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one.”

“I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war.”

“When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance.”

“Women are happier in the love they inspire than in that which they feel; men are just the contrary

“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”


I just love women, and who doesn’t as long as she is not your wife 
Jokes aside, women are a totally different human, and I don’t quite believe in equality and such. Women just are special and they have always proven to be stronger than the man.

Here are some women quotes.. Some are quotes on women and some are by famous women.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
~James Thurber

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
~H.L. Mencken

We can start with this funny quote on women:
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
~Marcel Achard

Every woman should have a purse of her own
~Susan B. Anthony

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman’s weapon is her tongue.
~Hermione Gingold

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back
~ Dale Carnegie

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
~Oscar Wilde


~Washington Irving

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
~Author Unknown

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
~Stephen Stills

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
~Elbert Hubbard

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
~Simone de Beauvoir

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
~Robert Graves

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
~Brendan Francis

f President Nixon’s secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses’ secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
~Art Buchwald

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman.
~Nancy Astor


3 responses to “Women quotes……….

  1. mustafa bharmal

    જાન્યુઆરી 21, 2010 at 9:37 એ એમ (am)

    best writen wow its so nice to read keep it up bye

  2. Paras Ghelani

    જાન્યુઆરી 24, 2010 at 2:32 પી એમ(pm)

    Dadagiri..Superb…Mindblowing …Fantastic… Are yaar… I dont have enough words….. Just gr8888… Tussi Gr8 ho….Narenjiiiiii


    જૂન 25, 2010 at 6:21 એ એમ (am)

    Excellent. No word for comments. GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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